cooking by the book /-/ alcohol cake, open /-/ ft lil jon

[madster]

merihem trotted over, curious. alcohol was beta cuck shit- he thought only wine moms still drank the shit, as he had moved on to harder drugs. still, his knowledge of cooking got in the way of his other ideas, and he tilted his head. "uh, did you put the alcohol in the batter? cause' alcohol will burn off if you bake it..." he muttered, looking to the side.

"i don't want a slice anyways. alcohol is for the pussies who hate themselves," he spoke, messing with an unlit cigarette, clamping it between his jaws. "but yeah. you're not gonna feel any different after you eat that cake."