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• (au) has an etsy most people in the town know about; markets custom-made, unique and intricately styled phone accessories, that no one buys. hardly makes money from it
  
• but after contributing to the formation of the first phone case some decades ago has been rolling in big blocks of benjamins from the royalties for a neat decade. something basically no one knows about.
  
• uses his $$$ on only the best uselessly elaborate details and obscure materials for his phone charms
  
• loudly and frequently advertises these phone accessories throughout town; gets so painfully flattered whenever someone gives them a single compliment. backhanded or otherwise.
  
• so unmotivated to do anything else sometimes he has to be dragged by the leg
  
• chaotic neutral; not an enforcer of goodness, but lashes out at shameful, selfish depravity - r we surprised that an 80 y.o vampire is cynical
  
• carries a large number of knives on his person, strapped wherever is hidden
  
• fails at gaining muscle. severely distressed by this
  
• tall, but never straightens enough to show it
  
• born vampiric in 1940
  
• had that asshole mentor who raised and taught him, only physically 2 years older but with a longer streak as vampire; one that taught him in deception, persuasion. all the fun stuf
  
• (had been) rather unhealthily attached to that mentor; now would stab on sight. has little to no reaction when anything implicating this shitty mentor is said, but goes thru 1843 war flashbacks in 2 seconds and thinks of 48 ways of escaping even quicker
  
• light voice, practised in pleasantries, perfectly measured even when a knife's at his throat, except when he should be pretending he's scared
  
• takes residence in a ferris wheel carriage near the bottom; packed chock-full of his phone accessory materials
  
• not quite familiar with common decency
  
• also genuinely doesn't know what to do with money; spends it on people, supplies, fabrics, gadgets, company, will never buy a new pair of pants ever b/c he's not gonna wear it
  
• by proxy won't lend it to cat because she runs a diner, thanks, and it's his money
  
• doesn't live on a lot. which people can also tell bc he's so grubby. dont sniff him. seems to survive only on his creative juices.
  
• current living conditions: MESSY. materials everywhere. basically has room for a single cat, which is where he sits
  
• not excessively conscious of platonic physical actions save for ones that require trust, i.e. sleeping beside someone; in other words he'd feel up ezra's biceps without hesitation but he'll balk at an innocent sleepover
  
• athletic. likes 2 spin
  
• generally very pleasant to people if sometimes with a mean streak that would make a pacifist's fingers twitch for his Throat (the latter is reserved for vamp gang gang bc THEY CAN TAKE IT)
  
• lives on people pitying him and feeding him
  
• surprisingly, on the other hand, has his own form of pride
  

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PHONE ACCESSORIES (mtn'd)

• scarf
  
• shoes
  
• umbrella (various)
  
• toolbox
  
• prosthetic legs
  
• headphones
  
• poncho - THANKS DREM x2
  parachute
  life jacket
  
• tea stirrer
  

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PLANNED

• battle armour
  
• snorkels
  
• ringbox
  
• cane
  
• monocle
  
• storage unit
  
• swiss army knife (THANKS DREM)
  
• tracker
  
• slingshot
  
  

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