A BEAUTIFUL CRIME // STORAGE

[B. DELORIA]

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I'VE GOT HEARTACHES BY THE NUMBER, TROUBLES BY THE SCORE
— BUTCH DELORIA / PINTEREST / PLAYLIST / 7/14/2018

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FULL NAME: Butch DeLoria
— NICKNAMES: Butchman
— NAME ORIGIN: Fallout 3

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AGE: Fifteen months
— BIRTHDAY: June 20th
— ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini

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GENDER: Male
— PRONOUNS: Masculine; he/him
— ASSIGNED AS: Male

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SEXUALITY: Intense shrugging combined with "I'm the prettiest person in the room at all times"
— CURRENT PARTNERS: Val
— PREVIOUS PARTNERS: None

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ALLIANCE & LOYALTY DETAILS: He isn't devoted to any particular group; much of his loyalty is centered around his best friend and boyfriend Val.
— GROUPS: ½ alphabet soup

PHYSICAL ADJECTIVES: pretty, lean, dark, slick
— FULL DESCRIPTION:  An incredibly well groomed border collie of the typical black-white color scheme, although his markings are notable in that he has black spots around his eyes. One is a smaller ring, and the other a large blot that continues up his ear. Speaking of his ears, they are neither both perky or drooping; the right has a tendency to flop, and the left remains upward for the most part. His eyes are a jewel-bright blue and his favorite (as well as his most noticeable) trait. He's not especially robust or muscular, but he is leanly built after extensive travel, with whipcord definition rather than anything bulging.

POSITIVE TRAITS: Charming
NEUTRAL TRAITS: Charming
NEGATIVE TRAITS: Charming
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