06-19-2018, 12:41 PM
Paranormalhoax hadn't been out of camp a lot since he'd joined. Seriously, there were alligators and traps and stuff and Paranormalhoax wasn't going to deal with that. But! Today! Today was the day Paranormalhoax left the camp! He wanders through the mud like some sort of spooked rabbit, ready to flee at the slightest provocation. He'd always been a coward. But he was gonna change that! One step at a time!
It would seem that Paranormalhoax was just in time to see Eight digging a whole in the ground, though. The canine had just been minding his business, trying not to spook at literally every little noise, when he happens upon her. Paranormalhoax nearly screams. Oh god this was not what he signed up for when he left camp. Not at all. Does he run? Who is she and why the fuck is she digging? Why was the whole so deep! The world may never know, but Paranormalhoax was pretty upset anyways. All these questions, and absolutely no answers! Within moments of his arrival, though, she gives up and starts walking away, and Paranormalhoax has no idea what to do. Does she stop her? Question her? He's not sure, nobody gave him a rundown on these these!
.. Luckily, though, he doesn't have to worry about it. A big dog and the yellow cat show up, questioning her, but why weren't they asking the real questions? Sure, she'd walked away, but what the fuck! The chimera grumbles as he wanders over to join the two of them, scowling. Should he ask? He was gonna ask.
"Do you guys not see the giant hole in the ground behind her?" He asks, deciding to point out the obvious. Was he gonna get yelled at for pointing out the obvious? Probably. Did he care? Not particularly, no. Seriously, what were these two doing? What a problematic way to ask what people were doing here. What if they couldn't talk? Then what? Not that Paranormalhoax has any other ideas, so he's not gonna point it out and get yelled at for being a smart-ass too. Still, he just really doesn't understand these guys at all.
It would seem that Paranormalhoax was just in time to see Eight digging a whole in the ground, though. The canine had just been minding his business, trying not to spook at literally every little noise, when he happens upon her. Paranormalhoax nearly screams. Oh god this was not what he signed up for when he left camp. Not at all. Does he run? Who is she and why the fuck is she digging? Why was the whole so deep! The world may never know, but Paranormalhoax was pretty upset anyways. All these questions, and absolutely no answers! Within moments of his arrival, though, she gives up and starts walking away, and Paranormalhoax has no idea what to do. Does she stop her? Question her? He's not sure, nobody gave him a rundown on these these!
.. Luckily, though, he doesn't have to worry about it. A big dog and the yellow cat show up, questioning her, but why weren't they asking the real questions? Sure, she'd walked away, but what the fuck! The chimera grumbles as he wanders over to join the two of them, scowling. Should he ask? He was gonna ask.
"Do you guys not see the giant hole in the ground behind her?" He asks, deciding to point out the obvious. Was he gonna get yelled at for pointing out the obvious? Probably. Did he care? Not particularly, no. Seriously, what were these two doing? What a problematic way to ask what people were doing here. What if they couldn't talk? Then what? Not that Paranormalhoax has any other ideas, so he's not gonna point it out and get yelled at for being a smart-ass too. Still, he just really doesn't understand these guys at all.
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