killer queen — dump

[Beatles.]

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[div style="letter-spacing: 5.8px;"]COLOSSAL WE COME, THESE RENEGADES IN THE RING

WHERE THE LOST GET FOUND IN THE CROWN OF THE CIRCUS KING!

⅛ of the suts — classic rock queen — dump — pinterest — jerseyboy

[Beatles.]

i'm so fuckin ready for eli okay
my baby boy

just some things i wanted to write down:
- his aesthetic is like- warm golden/tan/brown colors. coffee, a pack of cigarettes, flannels, bomber jackets

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a bio template i'm gonna use
courtesy of my gorl kicks

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[Beatles.]

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[align=center]HE'S SO BAD, BUT HE DOES IT SO WELL

FULL NAME jerseyboy
— jersey, jers, jb
GENDER cisgender male → he/him
AGE physically 15 months | mentally 18 months
— ages at roleplayer's discretion
RESIDENCE & RANK vagabond & no loyalties [mainly floats around snowbound & tanglewood]

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— strictly ic opinions. posts may contain mentions of tobacco, alcohol, profanity, sexual and sexual innuendos.
— swears like a sailor
— can speak & understand italian (mostly the italian-american dialect)
— likes rock 'n roll, plays the guitar and sings
— pinterest boards [ i. ii. iii. ]
— created on march 21st, 2017

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TUXEDO CAT | BIRTH BODY | HEALTH: 100% | REFERENCE
— VOICE REFERENCE | SINGING REFERENCE
jerseyboy is a tuxedo tom cat with olive green eyes and a nick in his ear. he only has white spotting on his paws, tail-tip, and chest area. his most prominent accessory is the black bow tie that he wears around his neck. he is usually well-groomed, but on his bad days, he could end up looking like a total slob. he carries himself quite confidently. jerseyboy is a frequent drinker and smoker, so these habits can often take a toll on his health (such as phlegm, hangovers, etc). his body language is usually cool and laid-back, as jerseyboy has a rather casual state of mind. his scent consists of a mixture of alcohol and cigarettes. he has a thick jersey accent (or new york accent, how some would call it).
— no current injuries

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ESTP-T | GRYFFINDOR | CHOLERIC | CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
— charming and sociable; flirtatious; sly
— egotistical and doesn't like to admit his faults
— loyal and protective over his loved ones; somewhat controlling
— blunt and insensitive with hardly any filter; quick to anger if provoked; scrappy; vulgar
— could be described as your tyical "bad boy", though he's more impulsive and rash than anything
— JOISEY, DON'T YOU DARE PITY ME!, SIR-SWEARS-A-LOT, REALLY GETS AROUND, STREET SMART, BRUTAL HONESTY, JERKASS

summary:

A bad boy. Simple as that. No, he doesn’t murder. He’s not an assassin. He’s just a delinquent and someone who has no regards for the law whatsoever. Whatever he wants, he gets (or at least tries to before getting in trouble).

Even though his morals are questionable, he’s a good mentor and extremely loyal friend. If someone messes with you, then you’d better believe that he’ll come to your defense. If you want to learn the art of theft or how to properly gamble? Ask him. If you want to learn how to better yourself? Maybe don’t.

He’s a charmer, especially with the ladies. Sometimes he flirts because he legitimately wants That Booty and sometimes he does it just for fun. He’s never serious about settling down, though. He’s a natural heartbreaker and romance is no bueno for him. He’ll have short-term “girlfriends”, but only to dump them off when he’s bored with them.

Jersey is a funny guy, both humorous and amusing to be around (that is, if you can stand his sarcastic sense of humor). He often pokes fun at people, not caring if what he says is insensitive or not. He just likes pushing buttons and getting a rise out of people. Jersey just likes to have drinks and a good time with friends.

Jersey is an attention-whore honestly. If you start paying attention to someone else more than him, he’ll get irritated. He’ll start becoming passive aggressive. Maybe he’ll even confront you about it. He’s cocky and constantly likes to show off, he’s like a fucking peacock lmao

He’s aggressive. You have a problem with him? He’ll tell you to say it to his face, but better be careful. He won’t hesitate to rush you or sock you in the nose. Jersey is extremely volatile, preferring to fight it out rather than to reason. It was how he was raised; if someone punched you, then you punched back even harder. Even if you aren’t looking for a fight, Jersey can get extremely mad if you piss him off.

in-depth:

jerseyboy isn't the most pleasant guy to meet. jerseyboy doesn't try to be an asshole, but his blunt, egotistical ways can make him come off like that. he's notorious for flinging himself into arguments and fights recklessly and he isn't afraid to speak his mind if he has a problem with something or someone. he also strongly believes in standing up for himself or others to defend honor and reputation, so don't expect to get away with insulting him. he's stubborn, bold, and always determined to prove himself, whether he's trying to boost his confidence or show his strength to other people. he is more of a leader than a follower and likes to have control, so he will hardly pay mind to anyone else's advice and will act on his own accord.

if he doesn't have any problems with you, he won't give you much trouble (except for "harmless" teasing). he likes to mess with his friends and loosen them up by partying and having fun. he may come off as annoying and the typical troublemaker. to those that he doesn't like, however, he won't be afraid to insult them or give them the cold shoulder. if you have wronged him or his friends, then he will probably hate your guts. he doesn't forget anything. if you've done him wrong, then he'll hold a grudge. if he owes you, then he owes you. that doesn't mean that he'll do the right thing and act on it, though.

jerseyboy is often sly and eager to get what he wants. he's often selfish and will do the wrong thing which will get him in trouble. he tends to be rather possessive over his family and even his friends, so it's easy for him to get jealous over trivial things. he is also charming and he's flirtatious especially around females. though he'll do whatever it takes to get someone to go to bed with him, he is hesitant about commitment. therefore, he'll toy with whoever he wants, putting on this manipulative act. getting up close and real personal with him takes trust and respect. jerseyboy is independent and likes to think that he looks after his friends, not the other way around. therefore, he may get uncomfortable when shown compassion and caring actions (which he dismisses as "sappy", "mushy" stuff). he means well, most of the time, but with the way he was raised, you wouldn't think of him being anything else than a street guy.

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RELATIONS fiore (mother), joseph (father), three unknown brothers, jacob (adopted brother)
— italian descent
— born and raised near newark, new jersey
ORIENTATION heterosexual heteroromantic
STATUS single & not crushing
— ½ of jammy
FRIENDS tba
ENEMIES tba
— for platonic relationships, you'll get along with him if you can tolerate his humor and his nature, but some people tend to disapprove of his overbearing personality
— for romantic relationships, jerseyboy tends to sleep around with no strings attached, so there's a very little chance that you'll actually romance him.

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DIFFICULTY medium physically & hard mentally
— tends to throw himself into fights & will end them
— will kill if absolutely necessary (but doesn't prefer to)
— not formally trained
— "street" fighting style (punches, shoves)
BATTLE can powerplay nonviolent & peaceful actions
— ask for injury & no capture, kill, or maim
— attack in underline or bold
POWERS shapeshifting (undiscovered)

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colors by halsey
you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece / and now you're tearing through the pages and the ink / everything is blue, his pills, his hands, his jeans / and now i'm covered in the colors, pulled apart at the seams / and it's blue, and it's blue / everything is grey, his hair, his smoke, his dreams / and now he's so devoid of color he don't know what it means / and he's blue, and he's blue

everybody gets high by missio
once upon a time in a land far away / there lived a little boy and he drank all day / friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay / emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away / whiskey was his friend / he didn't have another / vicodin his vice / his real and only lover / smoked a pack or two / it never was a problem / popped a pill or two / they really made him blossom

strange love by halsey
everybody wants to know if we fucked on the bathroom sink / how your hands felt in my hair if we were high on amphetamines / and everybody wants to hear how we chainsmoked until three / and how you laughed when you said my name / and how you gripped my hips so mean

moves like jagger by maroon 5
you say i'm a kid, my ego is big / i don't give a shit / and it goes like this (uh) / take me by the tongue and i'll know you / kiss me 'til you're drunk and i'll show you / all the moves like jagger / i've got the moves like jagger / i've got the moves like jagger / i don't need to try to control you / look into my eyes and i'll own you

stray cat strut by stray cats
stray cat strut, i'm a ladies cat / i'm a feline casanova, hey man that's that / get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man / get my dinner from a garbage can / ... / i slink down the alleyway looking for a fight / howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night / singin' the blues while the lady cats cry / "wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy" / i wish i could be as carefree and wild / but i got cat class and i got cat style

wildest dreams by taylor swift
i said, "no one has to know what we do." / his hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room / and his voice is a familiar sound, / nothing lasts forever but this is getting good now / he's so tall and handsome as hell / he's so bad but he does it so well

i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
once upon a time a few mistakes ago / i was in your sights, you got me alone / you found me, you found me, you found me / i guess you didn't care, and i guess i liked that / and when i fell hard you took a step back / without me, without me, without me / and he's long gone when he's next to me / and i realize the blame is on me / 'cause i knew you were trouble when you walked in / so shame on me now

house of the rising sun by the animals
there is a house in new orleans / they call the rising sun / and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy / and god, i know i'm one / .. / oh mother, tell your children / not to do what i have done / spend your lives in sin and misery / in the house of the rising sun

hurricane by halsey
there's a place way down in bed-stuy, where a boy lives behind bricks / he's got an eye for girls of eighteen, and he turns them out like tricks / i went down to a place in bed-stuy, a little liquor on my lips / i let him climb inside my body and held him captive in my kiss

the hills by the weeknd
i only call you when it's half past five / the only time that i'd be by your side / i only love it when you touch me, not feel me, when i'm fucked up that's the real me / i only call you when it's half past give / the only time i'd ever call you mine / i only love it when you touch me, not feel me, when i'm fucked up that's the real me, yeah

(she's) sexy & 17 by stray cats
i ain't goin' to school, it starts too early for me / well listen man i ain't goin' to school no more it starts much, much too early for me / i don't care about readin', writin', 'rithmetic or history / i'm gonna walk to the corner and meet my little marie / i'm gonna walk to the corner and meet my little marie / well she's the only girl in this whole world who understands me

billie jean by michael jackson
people always told me be careful of what you do / and don't go around breaking young girls' hearts / and mother always told me be careful of who you love / and be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth / billie jean is not my lover / she's just a girl who claims that i am the one

feel it still by portugal. the man
can't keep my hands to myself / think i'll dust 'em off, put 'em back up on the shelf / in case my little baby girl is in need / am i coming out of left field? / ooh woo, i'm a rebel just for kicks, now / i been feeling it since 1966, now / might be over now, but i feel it still / ooh woo, i'm a rebel just for kicks, now / let me kick it like it's 1986, now / might be over now, but i feel it still

i don't fuck with you by big sean
i don't fuck with you / you lil stupid ass bitch, i ain't fuckin' with you / you lil, you lil dumb ass bitch, i ain't fuckin' with you / i got a million trillion things i'd rather fuckin' do / than to be fuckin' with you, lil stupid ass

bad boys by inner circle
bad boys, whatcha gonna do / when sheriff john brown come for you / tell me what you're gonna do / bad boys, bad boys / whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you

cake by the ocean by dnce
waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece / you should be rolling with me, you should be rolling with me, ah / you're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy / but you're moving so carefully; let's start living dangerously / talk to me, baby / i’m going blind from this sweet sweet craving, whoa-oh / let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy

dawn (go away) by frankie valli and the four seasons
before you say (you say) that you want me / i want you to think (think) what your family would say / think (think) what you're throwing away / now think what the future would be with a poor boy like me

uptown girl by billy joel
uptown girl, she's been living in her uptown world / i bet she never had a backstreet guy, i bet her mama never told her why / i'm gonna try for an uptown girl / she's been living in her white bread world / as long as anyone with hot blood can / and now she's looking for a downtown man / that's what i am

johnny b. goode by chuck berry
there stood a log cabin made of earth and wood where lived a country boy named johnny b. goode / who never ever learned to read or write so well but he could play a guitar just like a-ringing a bell

lollipop by the chordettes
crazy way he thrills me, tell you why / just like a lightning from the sky / he loves to kiss me till i can't see straight / gee, my lollipop is great

will he by joji
will your tongue still remember the taste of my lips? / will your shadow remember the swing of my hips? / will your lover caress you the way, that i did? / will you notice my charm, if he slips up one bit? / will he play you those songs just the way that i did? / will he play you so strong just the way that i did? / will he treat you like shit just the way that i did? / 'cause i don't blame ya

beautiful by eminem
nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we're dealt / we gotta take these cards ourselves and flip them, don't expect no help / now i could have either just sat on my ass and pissed and moaned / or take this situation in which i'm placed in and get up and get my own / i was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags / who sat on the porch and hoped and prayed for a dad to show up who never did / i just wanted to fit in in every single place every school i went / i dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid

[tinsel]

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smh no matter what site,
i always plot with every vinny but jerseyboy

[Beatles.]

Bc ur a Thot
JB is the OG

[Beatles.]

Eli is so fucking cute
His playlist consists of like
70s-80s and alternative rock
I’m love him

https://open.spotify.com/user/1240004922...AaDw4PvUjw

[Beatles.]

if the human game ever gets any discord servers then i'll shove these in there but for now this is the only place i can put them

- played junior ice hockey and Rlly Liked it but then Shit™ happened and he stopped
- a Concept: eli gets a crush and he starts working out and he gets some abs :eyes:

[tinsel]

eli can come to bee for workout advice
she's Very Fit
[s]she can be his personal trainer and every time he complains that he's sore she's just
"yeah well i was sore after thy tortured me for two days but i got up and pulled a wagon the next morning"
"bitch u ain't helping"

[Beatles.]

"okay we're done for tonight"
"hOOO man i really want a cannoli"
"no eli u need to eat some veggies"
"but-"
"hEY do u want abs or not"
"uuGGGHHHHHHHH"

[tinsel]

"at least i can go home and have a beer"
"those are just empty calories eli"
"cutting alcohol off is crossing a line"