tell me something

[gregory]

the golden lancehead viper's venom is so intense that within minutes it can melt the skin and muscles off the bone and kill a grown man within 5 minutes. its so dangerous that theres a whole island of them off the coast of brazil (it might not be brazil) thats illegal to go on or even within a certain area around it. you can even be fined up to a $200,000 if you go to the island.

[fluffy]

what the fuck

alright here’s a fact for you all: excessively polite people are more likely to betray you in the very near future - especially if they weren’t being polite to you before. sudden shifts in a person’s language, including politeness, positive sentiments, and future planning, can be signs that a betrayal is imminent.

[gregory]

down here in the south, if someone is excessively nice to you, they hate you but are polite enough to treat you decently lmao

[fluffy]

glitter is so unique that it can be used as forensic evidence

[fulzanin]

you can swim in lava one, if you're not a coward

[fluffy]

In the wild, giraffes almost never lie down because of vulnerability to predators. They usually sleep standing, sometimes sitting, and they give birth standing up. When giraffes sleep, they curl their necks and sleep for about five minutes at a time, sleeping no more than 30 minutes a day.