03-25-2018, 10:16 PM
//:^)
so, sure, beck said no swamp exploring. but in valo’s mind...well, really, what was going to happen to them? more mutating? death? that thought was extremely funny to them and simultaneously made them ill.
they shook that off and focused on the mission at hand.
at the drooling mutant’s feet was a basket of flowers and shiny knick-knacks. mostly glass and gleaming metal cans. a scrap of filthy paper was folded and tucked amidst it all with risqué love poetry scrawled tenderly within.
valo-kas was going to find themself an alligator and, god willing, woo the fuck out of it. there had to be at least one sentient one out there, right? just minding their sexy, sexy business out there in the murk, waiting for a dashing pussy cat to shower them in adoration?
stranger things had happened. valo-kas lifted the basket and marched forward to their destiny.
so, sure, beck said no swamp exploring. but in valo’s mind...well, really, what was going to happen to them? more mutating? death? that thought was extremely funny to them and simultaneously made them ill.
they shook that off and focused on the mission at hand.
at the drooling mutant’s feet was a basket of flowers and shiny knick-knacks. mostly glass and gleaming metal cans. a scrap of filthy paper was folded and tucked amidst it all with risqué love poetry scrawled tenderly within.
valo-kas was going to find themself an alligator and, god willing, woo the fuck out of it. there had to be at least one sentient one out there, right? just minding their sexy, sexy business out there in the murk, waiting for a dashing pussy cat to shower them in adoration?
stranger things had happened. valo-kas lifted the basket and marched forward to their destiny.
[align=center][b]IF GOD DOESN’T LIKE UGLY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY