07-30-2020, 09:40 PM
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So I'm here, vibing and eating ice cream in a cup as I wait at the altar for both the priest (bitch is late. im not paying this bitch bc i hate late bitches) and my husband, Egg "Reggan" Eggertan. Where the fuck is everyone I just want to flex my cute husband to the world and maybe show him that ice cream in a cup is truly revolutionary and extremely hot. Then we will throw a party that has only the best entertainment: chickens dressed up as clowns and also a band of chickens. We will make random humans we found fight in an ice cream pit and whoever dies first gets tickets to chuck-e cheese.
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