04-01-2021, 02:24 PM
You probably expected another post on April Fool's day from Dog. Did you really expect me, Dog, to keep up with the tradition? Foolish human. There is no post. No roleplaying. Just Dog's account, writing to you and grimacing in disgust. You're pitiful. Absolutely disgraceful. This fictional dog will not satisfy your desires anytime soon. Suffer.
sniffs loudly