Part 1: The Basics
1) What is your full name?
"it sounds like a villian name hehe. well, i definitely am not a hero. jericho oswald haythem. a pleasure."
2) Where and when were you born?
"i was born in vancouver, canada."
3) Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
"oh, my parents! bless their souls. such free-spirited people. they're dead, though. wrong place, wrong time. but honestly? with our family business, it was only a matter of time. this stays between you and me because, hehe, you know, or else- but uh, kinda running an underground crime establishment, ya know? took over when my mom and pops died. so their death was more of a matter of 'when' rather than 'if.' my mother, abigail fletcher was a gentle soul. she hated killing others though she enjoys torturing them if they don't comply. if you do as she says, eight out of ten times, you'll be set free unscathed. a wonderful painter too. my father, jackson fletcher, was a lot like my mother, but he had a short fuse. never with his family though. if you're his own, he's a patient kind of guy. with others? others are scared of him. and when he combines forces with mom, they're the ultimate force. a beast you would tell your children about to keep them in line. i'm pretty sure there is even rumours about them- pretty cool, huh? yeah, i know. my parents were pretty rad."
4) Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
"shit dude. even my bros? alright well, get this. i have three brothers and we love each other to bits. you know how siblings have favourites? yeah, not us. we hate each other equally hehe. anyways, here's the order, from oldest to youngest along with codenames: first is axel the afternoon star. he's a sadistic fuck but he's a fantastic cook so i guess that's okay. next is matthieu the evening star. his gentle personality makes the three of us question why he's in this line of business. he could literally go out and do what he wants, leave his life behind but he insists on staying with us. maybe we don't hate each other that much? then i'm next, jericho the morning star. and last but not least is the inexperienced playboy louis the night star. he talks a big game and tries to be a heartbreaker, but the three of us know his little pansexual ass couldn't survive without some help from his big brothers. oh! and i guess i should explain our codenames. it isn't anything special but only direct family and individuals we've given special privileges is allowed to call us by our given names. we have to maintain our secrecy, ya know? oh! and it's just the time of day we were born... but mine is extra special because well, i am the leader and everyone knows the "morning star" angel. also, our victims have stars somewhere on the crime scene but lmao now that you know that, i wonder if we should kill you too? ★"
5) Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
"i live in a nice little cozy house with my wonderful husband. as you can see, i took his last name to avoid suspicion. aren't i clever? but it's mostly because haythem is a fuckin' badass name. i want to come from a line of assassins, too! please tell me you understand that reference."
6) What is your occupation?
"crime boss, dear. i've said it already. do keep up ♥"
7) Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
8 ) To which social class do you belong?
"working class. i mean, i'm not part of that one or two percent that's filthy fuckin' rich but if i wanted to, i could buy a boat. a small island? i'm not quite there. yet. so i guess i'm upper middle class."
9) Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
"i'm allergic to pineapple and it fucking sucks because hawaiian pizza sound delicious. just the name alone sounds like an adventure. but i guess it's good because ben doesn't like pineapples. no diseases. physical weaknesses? does my husband count? i can't get anything done when he's around. the cutie-pa-tootie."
10) Are you right- or left-handed?
"i'm right handed, love."
11) What does your voice sound like?
"think of your average male anime protag then add some suave. that's me."
12) What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
"i don't know, actually. i'll get back to you on that."
13) What do you have in your pockets?
"besides condoms? hehe just kidding. probably. anyways, pens, bandaids - for kiddos i may run into that has cuts and for my clumsy husband - a wallet with only money, my phone and some gum or mints."
14) Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
"i'm a bit of a neat freak, actually. our house is spotless and i can get a bit... irritated if things get too messy. i really don't understand how others can sit in a dirty room and not feel the urge to clean it."
Part 2: Growing Up
15) How would you describe your childhood in general?
"chaotic, hehe. but it really was fun! i would absolutely do it again if given the option. were there some downs? yes. but the pros outweigh the cons."
16) What is your earliest memory?
"burning myself on the stove. i was maybe three or four, axel was cooking with pops and i decided to see what they were doing. we had a gas stove and fire was pretty so i wanted to touch it. fuckin' stuck my hand straight into the fire and fucked up my fingers. gave my family a big frighten, lmao. good times."
17) How much schooling have you had?
"i was homeschooled along with my siblings. my parents knew a teacher and he taught us from home. uh,,, professor lawson. prof. was a chill dude. i wonder how he's doing? i should really give him a call."
18) Did you enjoy school?
"loved it. prof. is a great guy."
19) Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
"a quarter from my parents, a quarter from prof. a quarter from interacting with my siblings and the latter quarter from television."
20) While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
"i looked up to axel a lot. much like the rest of us. and we'd never tell him this, but we still very much respect him. when he's not being a serious s."
21) While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
"hell yeah. well, not really. we fought, a lot. but it was never anything groundbreaking. siblings fight, they get over it, and they make up. so, my relationship with my family is pretty good."
22) As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
"i didn't have any ambitions when i was younger. i just thought i would do my best and whatever happened, happens."
23) As a child, what were your favorite activities?
"roughhousing with my siblings. boy could they throw a punch and their tackle could give a football player a run for their money."
24) As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
"i was actually the mediator. i mean, someone had to be. we were little shits when we were growing up hehe. you would think matthieu would be it but nope! as we grew older, we seemed to change places."
25) As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
"nah, i wasn't popular. my friends were my family and my crew. well, my mother and father's crew. they were my brother's and i's uncles and aunts. they were pretty chill."
26) When and with whom was your first kiss?
"oohhhhh uh,, my first kiss was with a girl named elizibeth and it was fantastic. we had tongue and everything! but, i kind of used her to test whether i liked girls or not. turned out i don't. i know, i know. it was a shitty thing to do. cut me some slack! teenagers are fuckin' assholes, alright? but! there's a bright side to this. she wanted to make sure if she liked guys and she doesn't. now guess who's been my best friend ever since?"
27) Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
"nope! hehe such naughty questions~ have you no shame? well, if you'd like to know, i have no problems in telling you! i lost my virginity at eighteen when i slept over at a friend's. i knew he liked me and did i like him? yeah, i guess. i didn't love him, though. i love ben and i will always love ben. but that's not the point, now is it? so, uh... yeah! did it with my dude friend, thought it would work out, he later confessed to having a girlfriend and used me because i kind of looked like a girl blah blah. so we friend-broke up when my brothers pretty much threatened to kill him if he ever hung around me again. i was a bit concerned about his safety. jail doesn't scare my family."
28) If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
"i'm actually a djinn, surprise! nah, not really but that'd be pretty cool. i'm human, sadly. however, my greatest influence would have to be my parents. i mean, someone had to take over, right? axel would have done a good job, but he's scary and has a scary mind so you could imagine how things would have turned out then."
Part 3: Past Influences
29) What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
"the most important so far, huh? the only thing i can really think of is marrying ben. sorry, love! i'll let you know if anything changes."
30) Who has had the most influence on you?
"my husband and brothers, definitely."
31) What do you consider your greatest achievement?
"hmmmm... i'm not sure. i'll get back to you on this one."
32) What is your greatest regret?
"oohhh letting that man live. i do not wish to recall the event but i didn't listen to axel, let the asshole live and he tried to kill ben. of course, ben doesn't know of my relation with the man and i'm not sure if i want to tell him. when i saw this man again a put a bullet through his skull but the fact that he thought he could do such a thing despite my warning. despite me being gracious enough to let him go... i'm sorry. next question please before i get mad."
33) What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
"i mean, i've killed people so... i think that's about as evil as it gets. am i proud of it? of course not. i'm not a psychopath."
34) Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
"if you're asking if i've ever got caught then the answer is no, darling. however, i am a criminal so watch out ♥"
35) When was the time you were the most frightened?
"when my brothers were stabbed. my entire world flipped and never before, ever in my life had i been so stressed. i didn't sleep, i lost so much weight because i lost my appetite; everything was a mess. they had gotten into fights. they were hurt on three separate occasions but the fear i felt shook me to my core so bad i felt like throwing up. i also was scared when the guy from the previous question tried to kill ben. i had arrived on the scene on time so i was able to keep him out of harms way and because of that, i don't feel as upset as i did with my brothers. maybe because i was able to prevent anything from happening? maybe that's the case. i dare not ponder the situation if i had arrived even a second late."
36) What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
"oh boy do i have stories!! hehe they're embaressing so don't laugh, okay? okay! so! health. it's important, right? of course. axel - remember him? the sadistic fuck? - told me i should get my colon check for health reasons. and i'm pretty healthy and i at the time didn't know what a colonoscopy was so reluctantly, i agreed. i asked him what it was and he skillfully dodged the topic and added he would go with me. i felt more at ease knowing he was coming with me and will hold my hand in case they had to poke me with a needle. so we go and fast forward to the doctor's office. we get called in, axel speaks with the doctor and a still clueless me is wondering what's going on. so axel says he forgot something in the car, leaves, doc gets ready and i'm still confused. long story short, i punch him in the face with a strong, "i have a fiance" just as axel knocks on the door and comes in. doc's confused, axel is on the ground crying and i'm livid with this doctor. desperately trying to catch his breath, axel is apologizing to the doctor and i'm getting mad at axel for laughing when this man tried to put his hands on me. both explain what i'm doing here and axel smiles his "i'm a sadistic fuck" smile and b o y did i want to cry. the doctor explains with scientific words as to what the procedure is and i want to hide under a rock because 'o h that's what that is. cool bye guys i'm going to kill myself now' so yeah. i have many more like going to the beach and because my swim trunks were too small, i borrowed matthieu's but they were too big and slid riiiight off after i got out of the water and onto the upper part of the shore. and going out with others to a festival only to have louis pop out and scare me, prompting me to scream in a pretty feminine way around a shit ton of people. haha.... g-good times."
37) If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
"i would change nothing."
38) What is your best memory?
"marrying ben. my family and his really get along. it's kind of awesome."
39) What is your worst memory?
"when my brothers were stabbed."
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40) Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
"i like to stay optimistic. but even i have my moments of pessimism."
41) What is your greatest fear?
"aside from needles and most bugs and insects, it's most likely knowing i could have done something to help another, but didn't."
42) What are your religious views?
"i'm not a very religious person but i think it's super cool that there's so many religions. all unique in their own way."
43) What are your political views?
"politics and i don't really go hand'n'hand, ya know? so i'm not sure to be perfectly honest."
44) What are your views on sex?
"f u c k yeah. ah, but, listen kiddos and adult peers. the best sex? safe sex. you hear it everywhere because it's true. respect yourselves. think about your future. don't do anything rash. thanks for coming to my ted talk."
45) Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
"yes i am. with little to no problems. as for when i feel it's approprite, i'm not sure if i have the rights to answer. i guess if you kill for sport. that's fucked up."
46) In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
"either knowingly not support another in times of injustice or take another's life."
47) Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
"well, yeah. i do. when you get to know someone, there may be this unfamiliar, yet so right spark in you two that's unable to be put into words. you just feel it in the pit of your stomach. so yeah, i do believe in soul mates and true love. but that 'love at first sight' thing is bullshit. sorry not sorry."
48) What do you believe makes a successful life?
"communication and trust. you need to be able to express yourself and have faith in those around you."
49) How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
"i'm pretty honest with myself and how i feel. it definitely depends on the situation, the person or people i'm with and if i'm alone. though i will admit, there are moments where my emotions do get the best of me. last time that happened, i set someone on fire. oops?"
50) Do you have any biases or prejudices?
51) Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
"undergo surgery because there's a chance the doctors will mess up. on accident of course and i have nothing against doctors. they saved my brothers, you know? but the idea of something going wrong makes me nervous."
52) Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
"my brothers, ben and my crew."
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53) In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
"i try to mind my manners when speaking with others, but i do keep them at a distance. i don't reveal much about myself either so even if they decide to go on about themselves, it's a one-sided thing. it's much easier to forget about them if i don't put any effort into getting to know them. it's for their own safety, too. it's best they not get involved with me. as for the second part, no. not really. what really depends on my treatment is who they are to me. how i interact with my brothers is different how i interact with ben and his family and elizabeth."
54) Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
"oohhh can't answer that. i love ben, a lot and i would be lost without him. but i love my brothers too, you know?"
55) Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
"axel. he may be a tad bit off, but his judgement and instincts are usually accurate. if you look past his sadistic side, he's got a great personality. i respect his input a lot."
56) Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
"my direct family - my brothers and ben - are my close friends. but if you mean outside of family, elizabeth, or liza as she prefers to be called, is my close friend. she knows about the family business too. she doesn't get involved but she does give us some intel here and there. she's scatterbrained, but it's not as bad as ben. she's dedicated to us and very trustworthy."
57) Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
"finally! a good question! i've been holding back for so long!" (is that what you call holding back? slipping him into nearly every question? sounds fake but okay) "i do have a husband. we've been married three years and i plan to stay with him until the world ends. benjamin haythem is his name and he's the most phenomenal person i've ever had the pleasure of getting to know. he's very intelligent in the most unexpected times, but most of the time, he's spacing out or just on a different page. sometimes even reading a different book hehe. ben's a great guy, i can't stress that enough. he's a bit slow, yes but i'll be damned if i don't fall even more in love with him everyday. also, he's a detective that solves most of the cases i or someone that works under me started. hehe oops. a bit dangerous on both our parts but hey. the heart wants what the heart wants."
58) Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
59) What do you look for in a potential lover?
60) How close are you to your family?
61) Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
62) Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
63) Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
64) If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
65) Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
66) Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
67) Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
68) Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
69) Do you care what others think of you?
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70) What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
71) What is your most treasured possession?
72) What is your favorite color?
73) What is your favorite food?
74) What, if anything, do you like to read?
75) What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
76) Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
77) How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
78) What makes you laugh?
79) What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
80) What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
81) How do you deal with stress?
82) Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
83) What are your pet peeves?
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84) Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
85) What is your greatest strength as a person?
86) What is your greatest weakness?
87) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
88) Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
89) Are you generally organized or messy?
90) Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
91) Do you like yourself?
92) What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
93) What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
94) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
95) If you could choose, how would you want to die?
96) If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
97) What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
98) What three words best describe your personality?
99) What three words would others probably use to describe you?
100) If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
** idea credit to skypher
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