Roleplay News It's October 25, 2001, and Wicrosoft now owns Beasts of Beyond so we thank you for updating to Mindows PX, we at Wicrosoft hope you enjoy your update! Now, heres a list of all our changes! Seabound is drinking kool-aid! Oh yeah! A big congrats to Gael and Soujurn for their recent marriage, we wish them a happy life in The Pitt. As pictured to the left, Roxanne has nuked the Coalition and as such, her and Stryker(How is he alive, who let this happen?) are having an intense battle! Whoever can best replicate Lil Nas X's MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) Official Music Video will win the groups and land forever! Elsweyr, sick of all the drama, burned down the monthly meeting tree and eaten the jewels! Can't have a meeting without the meeting place! Goldenluxury somehow regained her memories and has decided to take up a life of crime! Watch out for that sneaky feline! She may steal your wallet AND YOUR HEART! Roy, deciding that he's tired of his family falling apart has decided to start his own family by splitting into two via Binary Fission! Double the boy! Roan has left the life of healing behind and is now stabbing anyone who grows near! Fear for your kneecaps! Aine killed a man... sister snapped. Saturn has revealed they are god, wacky! Romulus, unhappy with his sister's recent marriage, has decided to steal her man in revenge! Love triangle, anyone? Winterhymns has discovered a recent love of icecream and has made it a mandetory part of the Palm Glades diet! Watch out Sherbet... Moth underwent metamorphosis and is now a literal ten-foot moth! Caesar was apparently seen helping a skunk pick some flowers and make some beautiful flower crowns to give out to all of his friends and family! So sweet. Wyvern, deciding she wanted more wings, dove off another cliff and as a result, instead grew another head! Welcome to the living, Drake! Alexandre, deciding that jewelry isn't enough, has managed to turn their pelt to gold! Bernadette has decided to become a mermaid and live among the fish! Not sure that's going to work without gills...  Aphra is getting a redemption arc and attempting to romance Michael! What the hell?

Thank you again for Updating to Mindows PX, have a wonderful day!

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