CORRUPT-A-WISH [GAME]

[toboggan]

granted, though nobody will ever allow you to have even a millisecond of privacy

i wish school had been closed today

[tricky]

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granted, the school burnt down

i wish to be loved

[MirrorEdge]

granted, every insect in a five mile vicinity now absolutely loves you

I wish my cat didn't steal my stuff.

[toboggan]

granted, now your stuff simply disappears whenever your cat is in a metre’s radius of it

i wish for more snow

[axiom]

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granted, it's now nuclear winter.

i wish i could summon books from the library instantly.

[tempest]

granted, but every book you summon is about something you hate

i wish i was queen of the world

[Cakie !]

granted, but all of human civilization has now disappeared

i wish i could never get sick

[toboggan]

granted, you must take disgusting medicine every three hours for this to be so

i wish i had a good computer

[MirrorEdge]

granted, but it breaks down immediately

I wish I had gone black friday shopping

[toboggan]

granted, though you only had a budget of $15.

i wish white cat fur didn’t stick to my clothing