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THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - MADI - 11-03-2018
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Buried somewhere in the Control Room is the Seraph's Burn Book, presumably left behind for Moonmade. You might have thought that it was a joke, but it's real. It's canon. A comprehensive list of them bitches we don't fuck with, according to past Seraphs, left behind as a warning to future Seraphs in case these bitches ever wandered back into Ascendants territory. It seems to have originally been a relic of Starrynight's many diaries converted into something far less sunshine-y by Bastilleprisoner. The first several pages possess Starry's usual notes on weather, stars, with a small comment about a recent leader summit that may or may not have served as inspiration for the Burn Book it would come to be.
Entries dated from May 2018 to August 2018 are as follows:
Becky Boy
Mean to Starry. Kidnapped members. This kid ain't shit. Call him kiddo on sight and don't let him in.
Guess we're allies now because Starry wanted it but this kid still might stab you in the back so watch it
Carolina
This chick is WHACK and rude as fuck, if she can't fuckin' listen to anyone she's not coming in here even if some guy named Wash does threaten you
Nah it's she we're chill now she's mellowed out. Put her on combat training if she ever shows up on your border again
Pincher
This bitch cancelled, bye
(If you ever ally with Typhoon under Pinchbitch I might have to kill myself just to come back to haunt your ass if I'm not already dead yet)
((Hazel can't stop me))
Mecha something
Dude, I don't even really know who this guy is, but he's fucking crazy and might kill someone so yeah let's leave him out. Name might also be Maine. Not my problem
Despacito
This bitch wildin, roll up on our border mouthing off to high positions and then telling us to fuck off so uhhhh bye I told him to go away and you should too should he ever come bleed on our land again
(Future leaders of this hellhole, if you let random fucks disrespect your high positions, know that I can sense it and I'm judging you from a distance)
Bucky
Yo don't fucking kill our members dude
Exonerated it wasn't him it's cool
He might freak out and attack you but that's probably not his fault so chill
That loner who tried to fuckin stab me
Don't know your name but that wasn't fuckin cool man
Seen: deranged black cat who may or may not have a knife
Basically you know what if they look shady don't let them in dude
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - demeter - 11-03-2018
[size=9pt]each day we stray further from being taken seriously as a clan
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - vvintersoldier - 11-03-2018
i'm crying i love this
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - MOONMADE - 11-03-2018
[size=12pt]MOON'S ADDITIONS.
buckfuck (rewritten)
some day i'll get this cyborg fucker. i swear to god. i'll chain him up outside in the rain and watch him electrocute himself when the water damage gets to his stupid robot arm. shoulda kept this one on the list, dumbass.
crazy scottish (?) bitch
keep this one as far away as possible. she'll bust into your house at 3am, steal ur kid and accuse you of murder all in the same fuckin week. no use tryna communicate with her unless you got a native speaker on hand, either. she got a whole fuckin undiscovered dialect going on
the thing thats fucking killing everyone
please stop i just need some sleep
the fever
thanks
buckfuck (rewritten)
some day i'll get this cyborg fucker. i swear to god. i'll chain him up outside in the rain and watch him electrocute himself when the water damage gets to his stupid robot arm. shoulda kept this one on the list, dumbass.
crazy scottish (?) bitch
keep this one as far away as possible. she'll bust into your house at 3am, steal ur kid and accuse you of murder all in the same fuckin week. no use tryna communicate with her unless you got a native speaker on hand, either. she got a whole fuckin undiscovered dialect going on
the thing thats fucking killing everyone
please stop i just need some sleep
the fever
thanks
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - ONISION. - 11-03-2018
i'm sobbing this is great
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - FUBUKI - 11-04-2018
[align=center][div style="text-align: justify; width: 60%; font-family: georgial; font-size: 11pt;"]i,,
ok. sure. why not.
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - tori - 11-04-2018
madi why
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - demeter - 11-04-2018
[size=9pt]DEM'S ADDITIONS
TORI and PYRO for questioning us. to be kicked from the official discord and banned from bob immediately.
TORI and PYRO for questioning us. to be kicked from the official discord and banned from bob immediately.
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - FUBUKI - 11-04-2018
[align=center][div style="text-align: justify; width: 60%; font-family: georgial; font-size: 11pt;"]*screeching noises intensify*
please no
i take it back all hail the holy burn book
Re: THE SERAPH'S BURN BOOK - MADI - 11-06-2018
that’s what i thought
why?
because we can