mr. happy-go-lucky-but-sometimes-depressed alcohol-loving food-adoring wolverine is here, and he needs plotsss! his collection of ales and spirits is large, and it’s growing, but he has one rule (which he’ll sometimes break depending on the situation) - no getting drunk. let’s just say he likes the finer things in life, and wants to keep it that way.

he’s open to

- friendships: friends/drinking buddies
- hardships: arguments/rivals/enemies(?)
- romance (wendell is hetero): crushes (one-sided or mutual)/flirting
- everything else except those noted

maybe

- relationships: serious romantic/friendship bonds. depends on chemistry
- harm: as long as it isn’t life-threatening, you should be fine.

nope

- death: ha no
- maiming: harm is fine, but amputations are a nono
- litters: i want wendell to be a blood-daddy, but the lack of wolverine characters kinda stop that. adoptions are cool, but he needs a serious relationship first, and those can be skeptical.

that’s all! pls make him happy or else he gets drunk and nobody likes drunk british people (or british people at all haha)

sure, that’ll be cool! he’d probably give a biased opinion on the war, and would love to brainstorm on how to resolve it with someone.

by the way KUDOS TO YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO WRITE THAT MUCH. i complain about my muse and then i see your posts which are very long and detailed, so i doubt i’ll be able to match muse with you.

who makes??

i agree ) what do you have in mind, kicks??

also i’m getting on that wendell + ichigo thread right now!