Going to update this with an actual bio... eventually. Here's some quick notes before bed.

Michael MIDDLENAME LASTNAME
- Italian origins? surname?
- mid twenties

The absolute worst person. Don't be his friend. Don't even talk to him. He's polite as all hell and will bore you to death with cheesy jokes at the worst times. Do one(1) thing to bother him and he'll do a complete 180 and insult you and your mother. Intellectual, well-mannered, egotistical, self-serving, gullible, anger issues. Make sure he goes to anger management classes at least twice a week or he'll punch the barista at Starbucks and we don't need another situation.

Grew up in a conservative environment. Deeply closeted to the point where he refuses to even acknowledge his attraction to other men. He doesn't mind other people being gay- but lord save him when he himself is questioned. Will probably fool around with other men if only to satiate some sick curiosity but will still refuse his own bisexuality because he's awful. Don't get close to him. He'll only use you up and break your heart in the end.

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