"DAMMIT!"

The loud, angered yell rang out through the Typhoon territory, birds flying out of trees with surprise. If anyone heard Edward Elric's scream, they would probably think he was an intimidating, strong, large animal. But oh boy, oh boy, they were wrong. At the border, stood a canine at the height of 12 inches, big ears flattened to his skull. Edward had two metal limbs- his front right leg and left hind leg. There was a large frown across his face, his red cloak fluttering in the wind. Edward Elric was pissed beyond belief. First off, he was mad at the homunculi- this is all their fault! He wouldn't be in this situation if it weren't for them, it's 100% their fault! Secondly, it was bad enough he's stuck as an animal, but really a Corgi? Corgi's are so small, Truth has to be rolling over, laughing it's ass off at Ed's situation. "Even as a dog, I'm still small!" He grumbled angrily, as his golden eyes began to scan the territory.

It was then Edward Elric realized he had no idea where he was. This land wasn't familiar at all, it didn't give Edward any vibes. Where the hell is he? "Shit, and I'm lost too! This is just great!" The Corgi said angrily as he sniffed at the border, debating whether or not to cross it.

What Edward wasn't expecting was for two creatures to wander up to him. Ed picked up the scent of the border, but he didn't think people, or apparently animals, were nearby. That smell at the border, it wasn't that fresh, so the little Corgi wasn't expecting visitors. Ed looked up at the two strangers, ears pricking up as he caught Vanessa holding back a laugh. "What the hell are you laughing at??" The short tempered male barked out with a growl, before the female asked for his 'name and business'. Well, that certainly sounded like a common question, they must get a lot of visitors at their border. "I'm Edward Elric," The Fullmetal Alchemist grumbled, as his golden gaze landed on Pincher, as soon as the doberman began to choke on his cigarette.

Almost instantly, his attention on Vanessa was lost. The little Corgi was focusing entirely on Pincher, who not to mention, was towering over Edward. "DON'T CALL ME LITTLE, YOU HAG!" Did Pincher call Ed little? No, no he did not, but he certainly laughed, or for better words choked, at his height! Edward certainly has a quick temper, and often blows things out of portion when it comes to his height. Edward was just finally being to grow when the homunculi got him into this stupid mess!

Muttering a few words about his height, Ed focused his attention back onto Vanessa with a frown. "Never heard of the Typhoon before." The Alchemist said after a moment, having to look up at the wolf. For truth's sake, he really hates being this small. Everyone is towering over him! "I'm not well versed regarding your home. Care to tell a poor alchemist like me?"

Edward’s attention was quickly taken away from Vanessa, the corgi looking over to Caesar. The Alchemist frowned at the comment about this temper- Ed certainly knows he has a quick temper, but he just can’t help it! He hates it when people call him short, he absolutely hates his height! And it’s even worse when Winry tries to get him to drink milk- he hates it. Keep that damn cow juice far away from him!

Huh, they were a group of animals that live together? Caesar made it sound like he was giving Edward a common fact, and that there was something wrong if Edward didn’t hear about them. Well, they certainly have a problem, don’t they now? ”Sorry, I wasn’t aware there were any ‘groups’ nearby.” Ed replied, making sure not to make comments on his past life as a human, they don’t have to know about that. This area didn’t look like it was in Amestris, and he certainly didn’t know about any large abundances of animals living together. This just be far away from Amestris, how did he manage to end up all the way here? Stupid homunculi!

”DON’T CALL ME A PIPSQUEAK!” The corgi immediately yelled at the black panther who dared to call him a pipsqueak, the alchemist’s front paws beginning to shake. He almost felt tempted to transmute to show them what a little pipsqueak he is, but this is an unfamiliar area. And he’s in a sticky situation. He can’t use alchemy on them, they could kill him like the Emperor mentioned.

Okay, apparently they didn’t like that Edward called the Doberman a hag. Ed was just angered at him for choking on his cigarette due to Ed’s height. All of them think his height is funny, he’s sure of it! He hates that even in this strange world, people make fun of him due to his shortness. He hadn’t even been used to it in Amestris, Edward is clearly very sensitive about it. ”He called me little, he is!” The corgi grumbled at Goldie’s comments, the little alchemist letting out a sigh as he tried to calm himself down. Though it was mean of him, when he thinks about it.

”Is there a chance I can stay here? I don’t really have anywhere else to go, you see I’m not familiar with this area.”

Edward really hopes he’s not about to get himself into a world of trouble. Edward didn’t think of his situation more, he should have thought more about the group before asking to stay, when he doesn’t have much information. That’s certainly one fault of Fullmetal.

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