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TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - beck. - 02-06-2020

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    If youthful optimism still lingered in his heart, Beck might have seen the fire burning his houseboat to the ground as a forced rebirth. Like a phoenix, if the poltergeist cared enough to reach into the shallow waters of aged mythology. From the ashes, he could find a new home, maybe even rebuild what once stood in the now charred ring of soil around a remaining hull. He could branch out his web of friends, seeing as currently, the resident sawbone was the lone fly bundled in its silk. He could maybe, just maybe, even start to fit in with the group he founded. Except... reality crashed down just as his house did. Audrey III was gone, his home was gone, and everyone he trusted before was gone, replaced by unknown faces. Beck didn't rise from the scorched earth; he hid his face into the soft striped fur of Selby's chest and sobbed, clinging to the older male like a tick as tears clogged his burnt throat, as he hiccupped and sniffled and mourned.

    By the time the boy blinked bleary eyes up at Selby, wiping his nose on the back of his arm while mumbling an apology, there was a dark patch soaking into grey fur. Beck wasn't entirely sure how another one of their idle chats began, yet he relaxed into Selby's hold nonetheless, sighing with exhaustion every now and then. Conversation with Selby never seemed forced. Words weren't even needed to enjoy each other's company after months spent together, both content to simply sit in comfortable silence. When the tabby did speak, his ears always perked to listen, studying his friend with a fond look. So when Selby suggested that the reclusive poltergeist try putting himself out there more, try meeting new people, the little ghost swallowed his hurt and nodded along.

    But... how? Was he just supposed to stand around doing nothing for people to come crawling from the woodworks? There was little fun in waiting for something to happen; he was practically begging for boredom to smack him upside the head. This dilemma prompted Beck to ask the sawbone for further instructions, resulting in the impromptu creation of tasks designed specifically for him. In the back of his mind, he could only see the simplistic activities listed off to him as what one might assign a nuisance to do, sending him off so Selby could be rid of his nagging and crying. Even so, Beck didn't have anything but ash and a basement to lose.

    Crooked teeth worked at his lower lip as he watched the world laze in the sun, warming itself in the brief light as much as it could. Although Beck couldn't appreciate the otherwise-welcomed heat thanks to centuries of only knowing the cold and cold alone, he had to admit it was a nicer day than most. At least more people would be stirring throughout the decades-old town rather than huddling up inside to avoid catching a cold, meaning his chore would be over sooner. If people actually showed. The boy, oh-so obedient to his friend, was supposed to cheer up someone's day. Given the context that he was nothing more than a walking, occasionally floating entity spawned of negative energy, his task appeared quite daunting. Yet that wouldn't stop Beck. Stubbornness coursed through darkened veins. The poltergeist would impress Selby, as though one accomplishment could serve as retribution for all the stress he put on the sawbone's shoulders.

    The quickest way to get someone to smile -- and by extension, cheer up their day -- was with humor. Laughter happened to be an apt replacement for antibiotics and splints, a natural remedy for the blues. At the same time, it was horrendously contagious, taking up a dozen different strains, ranging from polite hisses through teeth to belly-shaking chortles to frilly titters to snorting giggle fits. Beck himself was once infected by the last virus before he no longer had reason to laugh, all unbridled joy beaten from him with every blow, kick, and slap. But he did have centuries to think up some comedic content of his own.

    Peeling the skin from his ragged lip in thought, the poltergeist took a steadying breath and wetly coughed, lungs rattling and shoulders shaking. It was one method to catch people's attention. Sucking air in through gritted teeth, he sputtered out, "I, uh... got some jokes if anybody wants to hear them?" As soon as the sentence rolled off his tongue and escaped his mouth, he desperately sought to reclaim it, causing it to lilt like an uncertain question. Shutting his snout instantly, his hazel stare widened into a hidden panic, hoping nobody would take him seriously or notice him at all. The thought of Selby upturning his nose in disappointment kept him rooted visibly in place, however, despite the slight tremor rippling through his apparition for a moment.



Re: TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - wormwood. - 02-06-2020

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Aurum could still remember the flames that had claimed Beck's old home quite vividly. It wasn't really that hard to recall yet, considering it had happened fairly recently, but things still just felt so fresh and detailed in the lion's mind. Perhaps it was because of how brightly the flames burned, licking savagely into the sky and consuming everything in their path, even as the proxy had tried in vain to calm them. He had been so desperate then. So determined to make sure that Beck was alright and that he wouldn't lose one of the only things that he still had to his name in not only the form of his home, but also in Audrey III. He and Beck had never exactly had a close relationship, or even an amicable one, really. The ghost always seemed vaguely uncomfortable in his presence, especially after the whole incident that had ended in Aurum retaining only one azure colored eye. It was as if the other expected him to take revenge, bloody and cruelly, for the injuries that had been inflicted upon him. While that might've been true had Beck been some bastard Pittian who had ripped his eye out for fun, the angel saw no reason to seek vengeance upon the boy. After all, it wasn't as if he had been in the best place at the time. Still, despite the cold and often uncomfortable air that hung between them at most times, Aurum hadn't wanted Beck to lose everything. He only wished that he could've done more, even though he knew he realistically couldn't. The flames had already been too powerful by the time he had arrived, after all.

After the fire, Aurum had wholly expected Beck to just... vanish. Even before the tragic incident, Beck had become a sort of shadow within the group, mentioned only in reminiscing or on the occasional soft breath of Selby's words. It was a bit silly, to think of a literal ghost as a ghost within his own home, but it seemed disturbingly accurate for how Beck had lingered around his houseboat, seemingly speaking only to Selby. The proxy had figured that things would only grow worse after the fire, with the founder of the group choosing to hide himself away wherever he could find, perhaps within the ruins of his wrecked former hideout. Thankfully, it seemed as though that wouldn't be the case. Selby was honestly a godsend when it came to Beck, the sawbone seemingly the only one who could really get through to the ghostly feline, at least now that certain people were gone – like Red, Aurum's heart ached. It wouldn't have surprised the lion even slightly to learn that Beck getting out there was Selby's idea, but that didn't make it any less an effort on Beck's part. The proxy almost would've been proud, if it weren't for the fact that Beck would probably just scowl and gag at the mere thought of the angel expressing such a thing.

There was a moment of hesitation from Aurum when he spotted Beck, the other remaining rigidly in place where he was sitting. The feline had spoken, his voice rough and his words forced but seemingly determined. It made the angel want to go over and comfort him, let him know that he was doing a good job, or something along those lines. However, he held himself back, knowing it would just end in disastrous results. If Beck was going to get praise from anybody, Aurum would just leave it to Selby, knowing that the boy would be far happier with that. Even as he resisted the urge to move over and mother hen Beck like he did with so many others, he still found himself padding over for other reasons instead. After all, Beck had asked if anybody wanted to hear a joke, and while Aurum hadn't exactly been begging for such a thing beforehand, he didn't want to leave the kid hanging. Stubbornly ignoring the usual stagnant and uncomfortable air that tended to happen when he and Beck were in the same place, the proxy settled a few paces away, just far enough to give the ghost plenty of space. He then spoke, a soft and toothy smile on his face as he tucked his wings in close to his spine, as if trying to make them vanish, "I wouldn't mind hearing a joke if you've got one for me, Beck."

Hopefully, others would arrived quickly as well, so that it wouldn't just be the two of them sitting there. Not only so that Beck could flex his comedy chops for everyone, but also so that neither of them had to focus directly on each other. Aurum found himself pointedly wishing that Beck had inflicted some kind of wound upon him that was easier to hide than a lost eye, since it would be much nicer to not draw attention to it just by looking at things.
I'M GONNA WIN.┆PROUD. WARM. PROTECTIVE. ━



Re: TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - toboggan - 02-07-2020

The daily hustle and bustle of Tanglewood life had shifted into an incredibly hectic line of work. In a period of twenty-four hours, there were at least two pivotal plot points for someone's life, a training or sparring session, a new body being discovered, a Pittian drifter at the border again, and a fight between clanmates. Leroy did not oppose the strenuous activity one bit - it meant that the clan he lead was in great health - excellent health, even. High populations in groups ofttimes resulted in clique or exclusive activity, but much to the general's delight, this was not the case at all for his tribe. Thus, as far as he was concerned, the forest group could remain in its state of high activity, for there appeared to be minimal negative downfalls to it being so.

At the same time, he missed the fluff. The everyday social interactions one would indulge themselves in. As of late, with all the important events occurring on a regular basis, the fluff seemed to have died down, and that came as a complete and utter shame. So to see Beck offering to tell a joke or three, the leader's serious expression morphed into one of relief.

The wolfhound saunters towards the scene, and once close enough, plants his ashen butt in the ground and relaxes himself into a comfortable seated position. "Go ahead," he declares tenderly, "humour me."



Re: TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - beck. - 02-08-2020

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    His stiff posture seemed to tense even more as the one-eyed lion sauntered in, as though the sight of Aurum alone warped the boy into a cornered beast, apparition bunched up like a spring to act on instinct. He didn't expect anybody to show up, much less Aurum. (He would realize how much of a fool he was for that assumption moments later.) Why, oh why did he seem to be everywhere at once? Did he even sleep? Admittedly, the consistency would be nice if the proxy happened to be anybody else. Sure would've been helpful back in the early days of the swamp.

    A sharp huff left his undersized chest. Okay. It'd be okay. He didn't exactly have a choice in his audience. Improvise, damn it! Pearly claws curled into the earth, flexing warily. Gulping, he stammered, "O-Okay. Um... gimme a sec." Biting down onto his scabbed lip once more, Beck forced himself to think through the mental static berating his awkward response.

    The dark-furred feline thumped his stub of a tail against the earth in failing thought, opening his disfigured snout just as a lean wolfhound approached. Oh, thank God for Leroy. But something seemed off. A scrutinizing glance over couldn't identify what was different about the new commander -- er, general, yet the missing detail hesitated on the tip of his clammy tongue. Beck tilted his head to the side for further examination before ultimately surrendering to his faulty memory. "Okay, okay." Double his expected audience now, double the jokes to administer. Forced a wry smile onto his face, the poltergeist rasped, "What's it called when ghosts rob a bank?" He allowed a moment of pause for the standard guess or prompt to continue, then his smile split into a wider one, displaying razor-sharp teeth. "A polter-heist!" Worriedly, he giggled, glancing from face to face as though expecting a reprimand.

    His smile momentarily faltered, but he quickly stretched one out again, crooked and grimacing. "Wait, wait, wait -- I've got another! Why should you never drink with ghosts?" Pause again for the punchline... "'Cause they can never handle their boos! Get it? Like booze, but boo!" A hysteric laugh escaped him in a rattling tone and he quickly slapped a paw over his mouth to silence it. Selby had better consider this embarrassment as a task well done.



Re: TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - charactercemetary. - 02-09-2020

[glow=#000,1,400]THE WORLD IS BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE — 。+゚.[/glow]
Had Amaris been raised in a natural place, perhaps she would have gotten such antics, such jokes. In her current state? Over her head. But everything went over the former slave's head. So, when she walked over with the promise of something called jokes, she wanted to find out what they were. Those... were jokes? Purple-blue eyes blink and a frown of confusion is etched into her face. What kind of stuff was this?

Still, she does her best to be nice, offering a soft smile. "Oh, um, good one, Lord... er, " What did Aurum call him again? b]"Beck."[/b]



Re: TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - Vathmos - 02-09-2020

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Vathmos didn't quite remember about Beck's house burning. Admittedly, she didn't know the ghost child that well. Make she had one or two interactions with him, and that was about it. The burning wasn't important enough for her to remember over food and sleeping. Didn't he like... do pranks or something?
Vathmos, like the dutiful dog she was, came up from behind Aurum and slid next to him, the tip of her nose poking the underside of his wing. The hyena didn't really... get jokes. She didn't really grow up with them but maybe Beck would appreciate Vathmos' noise.
"Tell another one, Beck."

━ [b]MY SKIN IS A STORY┆LONELY. CLINGY. HATEFUL. ━



Re: TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - suvi. - 02-09-2020

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Trust the source of ghost jokes to be Beck.  Hearing his voice was enough to cause the petite vixen to pause, unmatched hues blinking.  Unaccustomed to simply seeing the ghost about.  Perhaps the same was felt about her from a few people... She found herself sinking deeper and deeper into her own head lately.

The concept frightened her enough to keep her committed to her little walks through town.  Even if she hardly ever spoke.  Was she losing her words?  Her snow white ears disappear for a moment, teeth catching the inside of her cheek.

Hesitantly, the medic began padding up towards the gathered group.  Quiet as a mouse, she shuffled towards the back, to disappear a little in the crowd.  Still, she offers Beck a quick but bright shy smile.  She liked jokes.  She liked seeing familiar faces.  This was nice.
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Re: TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - wormwood. - 02-09-2020

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The angel felt a faint frown curl upon his muzzle when he saw how Beck reacted to him, trying not to wince as the boy's form tensed even further. He couldn't imagine that was food for the other, but Beck was also a ghost, so perhaps he didn't have to worry about things like muscle strain – which felt ridiculous to think, considering Aurum had seen the other horribly wounded in the past. Thankfully for the both of them, they were soon not the only two people present near the edge of the camp where Beck sat. Leroy ambled his way over with one of his usual casual smiles, and the proxy felt himself relax considerably at the presence of another soul between he and Beck. He didn't really think that Leroy and Beck were that buddy buddy – at least not to the extent of Beck and some others – but at least the ghostly feline would feel more comfortable with the general there. As if confirming this, Beck seemed to work up his courage to tell the first of his two jokes. Aurum blinked for a moment, seemingly processing the ghost pun that had been directed his way, before he began to chuckle, shaking his head a bit. His laughter was soft and slightly tired, although not in a cruel way. He genuinely seemed amused, and he said as much, "Yeah, that was a good one, Beck." He still wasn't sure he really approved of Amaris calling anybody "lord," but now really wasn't the time to try arguing that.

After Amaris came Vathmos and Kiira, and the lion found himself laughing again when Beck told his second joke, his laughter coming out in warm chuffs of air. The ghost puns were exactly the kind of thing that you would expect from Beck, but that didn't make them bad. In fact, it only served to make Aurum smile wider, mainly because he knew Beck had probably legitimately been pleased when coming up with them. Upon feeling Vathmos's snout gently poking at his wing, Aurum easily lifted his large golden and red wing up, draping it casually over his friend's shoulders. After he did so, he nodded along with her, rumbling to Beck, "Yeah, another one sounds good to me. You're really good with ghost puns, unsurprisingly." He smiled casually at Beck, trying to put the ghost at ease from where he sat. He knew there were definitely some legitimate reasons for the unpleasant tension that always existed between them, but hopefully some of that could dissipate here, over little jokes.
I'M GONNA WIN.┆PROUD. WARM. PROTECTIVE. ━



Re: TIME WILL WASH EVERY TOWER TO THE SEA — jokes [s. task #1] - beck. - 02-19-2020

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    More slunk forth at his comedic routine. The poltergeist gulped at the sight, figuring his task wouldn't have included an audience larger than a couple of creatures. A whine threatened to escape his pressed lips, the wary noise swelling in his throat as an unfamiliar face drew closer. Vathmos and Kiira, too -- he returned her shy smile, appreciative of the veteran swamp dweller's presence before Aurum's demand spooked him out of his deathly pale skin. Jokes, they wanted more jokes. Claws sunk into the mud, poking through wilted leaves and catching on trampled grass.

    "Uh..." he stammered, blinking dumbly. C'mon, think! The dark fur along a slouching spine stood trembling with blitz of static and he drummed his front paws, seeking a subconscious rhythm to cling to. "Um.. oh, what happens when chickens get hit while crossing the road? They become... poultry-geists!" Too similar to his first pun; he wheezed slightly, surveying the varied reactions.

    Another hiccup of forced laughter, then his wavering voice tumbled from his mouth once more. "That one's not that good. Um, why should you invite a ghost over when you're sad? 'Cause they'll lift your spirits." Less enthusiasm arrived with the punchline, his words plainly stated as he struggled for more content. His claws dug deeper into the mud, squelching with the added pressure.

    "Okay, last two. Where do ghosts learn to become pilots?" He paused for a rasped breath, undersized chest inflating. "At fright school! And..." His half-disfigured snout stretched wide into a forced grin equal to that of uneven Glasgow slits and his final joke was released with a bout of unhinged giggling. "Why can't ghosts ever get a tan? 'Cause they're always wearing sun-scream!"

    His shoulders sagged with relief, his social torment finally over. His notched ear twitched and he looked up to the gathered crowd, sheepishly wheezing, "That's... all I got. Sorry." With that, he staggered to stand, stubby tail tucked as he slipped through their larger, warmer bodies and darting out of sight.