pinch better get ready with a collar and leash bc boy's gonna wanna #fite everyone he sees, even if they're part of the typhoon. boy's a mess

also fuckin',,, i was gonna do some notes on esther, but youtube just threw so much dbh trash my way and im wallowing back in this hellhole. so?? prob some other character based on:
- markus robo jesus can slay me
- simon i fuckin lOVE MY SOFT HUSBAND SO MUCH AND IM STILL NOT DONE CRYING THAT I KILLED HIM IN MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH
- gavin reed bc i need me an truly asshole character
- or kara my wife is Perfect

tbh watch me just make a simon and cry myself to sleep

dumb fun facts on boy:
- loves to be in mud puddles. will waddle in them, lay in them, and never wash off any of the mud from his pelt. gotta chase him down with some water buckets or smth.
- does have trouble sleeping at night, to the point of being an insomniac. the kidnapping during his earlier life kinda set him on a wild chase with paranoia. at night he could be heard pacing around the clan, small growls here and there, as he watches out for any intruder.
- he also doesn't have a house or anything of that sort, feeling more comfortable sleeping in the open air.
- has a collection of bones that he likes to chew on or just play around with. where he got them? who were they? who knows
- most likely around the age of a young adult, though may have the mindset of a child
- a deep, gruff and raspy voice. probably some foreign accent to it as well?
- extremely fucking fluffy, and grows even more thicker fur during the colder seasons. he doesn't like this one bit and has often torn out tufts of fur out of frustration. he does understand how not-scary his fur makes him look and would gladly chomp someone's head off if they tried to rest on him for his soft fur. though if you're close to him and/or a child, he wouldn't mind a few cuddle sessions
- a lowkey masochist
- he's really good at fishing. sucks ass at climbing trees/anything taller than him
- will literally fight anything that moves and breathes. he just wants to be the alpha male y'all
- if someone teaches him more english/social shit, he'll try to teach them how his own form of communication works (aka grunts and growls)
- does practice customs and traditions from his pack
- big ass fear of birds
- give him some good ass meat to chomp on and he'll gladly be your bodyguard
- once he actually begins to ease his way into society, he'll be able to show his softer side more easily

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'tis now "#fixed"
but excuse me while i call my doctor bc im suffering a heart attack under aLL THESE COMPLIMENTS, SMOOCHES Y'ALL

man, i remember i tried to get into bts (or into any kpop group) and the next day i had forgotten about my goal wheeze. but yo, now i'm hyped myself for when it comes out bc it might be my gateway ticket to kpop hell. and excuse me, imma diss those people who diss him. like excuse me, at least he can sing like an angel while they probably can't. i'll throw some hands for him

boy will puff out his chest and try to intimidate pinch (bc boy wanna be top dog around these parts), but pinch can scratch boy under his chin and boy will just fucking flop to the floor and purr like a lil' bitch. oops u got urself another son now pinch

heck, tHE POLICE IS HERE AND THEY ASKED TO STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW