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Re: VENGEFUL GENIE [twist a wish!] - stygian - 06-05-2020
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Granted, but the stores are conveniently out of lip balm every time you want to buy some.
I wish my guinea pig could speak English.
Re: VENGEFUL GENIE [twist a wish!] - toboggan - 06-05-2020
Granted. Your guinea pig can now speak English, but to your absolute horror, you discover that he's from the United Kingdom.
I wish that Amazon wouldn't fuck up my orders, because I really wanted that one thing to be delivered but it DIDN'T COME.
I wish that Amazon wouldn't fuck up my orders, because I really wanted that one thing to be delivered but it DIDN'T COME.
Re: VENGEFUL GENIE [twist a wish!] - stygian - 06-05-2020
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what the HELL
Granted. Amazon doesn't fuck up your orders at the expense of every other company you order from fucking up your orders instead!
I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.
Re: VENGEFUL GENIE [twist a wish!] - Orion - 06-06-2020
The genie grants your wish! You're now not lactose intolerant, but instead straight up allergic to lactose. No more taking Lactaid and toughing it out...
I wish I could summon a weapon on command.
I wish I could summon a weapon on command.